The most fun way to exercise is to leap from line to line in the crosswalk. Much to the consternation of the waiting drivers, late for work or for a first date or on their way to sit with a sick relative and not knowing that the feat of athleticism that they are witnessing. The leaps are glorious indeed, a performance of the first order. They, the unwitting audience.
No. The most fun way to exercise is double dutch (which I cannot do but which I never get to watch enough of), tearing up the grass slip and sliding (worth the earful about damaged lawns later), throwing rocks in the creek (to the the annoyance of the water spirits).
No. The most fun way to exercise is to bop across the nearby park, to Stevie Wonder’s I Wish, with your dog, having grown used to such antics, as the oblivious partner, more impressed by the scent of another dog’s urine than by your side step, side step, spin move.
The most fun way to exercise is to step out of the shower and shake yourself off like your dog might but rarely does and then to laugh until your belly jiggles like a bowl full of jelly and then laugh some more because jelly belly and isn’t this human body so funny?
The most fun way to exercise is to open the shade by the front window and shake and move and groove and shimmy to Bill Wither’s Lovely Day and then Diana Ross I’m Coming Out and then Beyonce’s Halo and when your son tells you that’s embarrassing, you tell him that that’s only because he doesn’t have moves like this and so he joins you to prove otherwise and the drivers at the stop light by your house can probably see you (you opened the shade anyway) but that doesn’t matter because they don’t even know the greatness they are part of and maybe you should take this show on the road through all of the crosswalks across the land.
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